It’s not a hickey

To all the people I’ve met recently at Mothership BBQ, WWDC, etc: I know you’ve all been wondering about the thing on my neck. It’s ok, I’d be curious too. Anyway, I’m here to tell you it’s not a hickey… unless it is an extremely persistent one. It showed up many months ago, and I’m not exactly sure what it is. I think it’s just an unfortunately located skin pigmentation change. Hopefully it’s not some rare ailment that causes your neck to fall off or something, being as my neck makes a convenient attachment point for my head and all.