Susie-isms
Lord knows I love my wife to death. But, sometimes she says the strangest things. For example after I got home from work today (technically yesterday, which may end up confusing things… anyway) we had this conversation:
Me: “Hey I’ve got that trip tomorrow, could you wash that one pair of jeans for me?”
Susie (indignant): “Now why didn’t you ask me that today!?”
Me: “Uh… It… is today?”
This isn’t quite as good as other such gems as “I plead the first!” in response to being asked to reveal an uncomfortable truth, or my personal favorite as we were driving in Fall Creek Falls state park upon spotting some deer along side the road:
Susie: “Oh, look at those deer.”
(rolls down the window)
Susie: “KA-KAW! KA-KAW!”
Now, I’m not exactly and expert on deer, but I’m pretty sure that shouting “KA-KAW!” is not the method employed by deer hunters when trying to lure their quarry. Any hunters out their may feel free to correct me if I’m mistaken.
we need a weekly posting on this subject!!!
Now let me defend myself. When my wonderful husband asked me to wash his jeans for this trip it was at 7:00p.m. After I had spent all day doing the laundry and had it all done! So to my thinking today is when the sun is still up and not after I have done the laundry thank you!
Yeah, but that doesn’t explain Ka-kaw!
Umm not sure? Maybe she thought you were a crow and wanted to call you over to peck your eyes out?
Sue u r just here for our amusement anyway!! lol just kidding