Killing You Soon

When I replaced my aging 3rd generation iPod (O touch sensitive buttons! Why did you torment me so?) with a newfangled 5th generation iPod, I naturally had to test out its video capabilities. And so I wandered over the to video podcast section of the iTunes music store and downloaded the first thing that caught my eye: French Maid TV, naturally.

Then I discovered the joys of Diggnation, though it only took a couple episodes of watching Kevin and Alex sitting on a couch to realize that I really wasn’t missing much by subscribing to the audio only feed.

For whatever reason I did not immediately subscribe to Ask A Ninja which was my loss. I’ve been watching for about a month now and each week I look forward to seeing who the Ninja looks forward to killing soon next. And I’ve learned so much. I had no idea that only Ninjas were able to make truly black clothing and everything else is just really dark blue or green, or that podcasts are like pie factories for whales or what sort of gift I should buy for a Ninja.

This week the Ninja describes in detail How To Kill A Ninja. It involves kidnapping Chris Rock, putting goats in a blender and some other details. I think I got the gist. Take a look for yourself.